"Three doctors are talking about death ..... The first, a dentist, says, “When I die, I think I’d like my tombstone to be shaped like a tooth made of white marble.” .... “Hey,” adds the cardiologist, “that’s not a bad idea, I’d love my tombstone to be shaped as a heart”..... The gynecologist is silent for a bit, then says, “I think scattering the ashes is my best option!!” 😉
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